Crystal Clear

Crystal Clear is the 2nd episode in the BUNG: Chronicles-series.

Plot Synopsis
The episode starts with a commercial about David Wolfe, a spokesman for raw foodism, alternative medicine, and vaccine denialism. The commercial also mentions that he has hidden three golden tickets in his organic chocolate-bars. Whoever gets a ticked, has the chance to meet Wolfe himself in Nepal.

It then shifts to Lord Bung, who is one of the winners, arriving in Nepal, where meets the two other winners, a man and a woman. The two other winners appear to be devout believers in David Wolfe's message about medicine and diet. The three end up in an argument over these matters, where Bung counters the two with facts, while the two other counter him with pseudoscientific concepts that David Wolfe is known for.

David Wolfe himself appear in the scene (wearing a magic crystal around his neck) and starts to sing about his products and ideals in a Pure Imagination-style song. He even momentarily refers to Bung as "Charlie" during the song.

After the song, the two other winners, dazzled by Wolfe, claiming to him that Bung is not a believer in his ideals. Wolfe attempts to convince Bung about his way, while Bung sarcastically snaps back at him. The two start to insult each other, until Bung mentions that Wolfe has had intercourse with a deer, which turns Wolfe angry.

Bung then reveals that he brought Bombe, the computer Alan Turing himself designed to crack the Nazi-Enigma code, to convince Wolfe to stop spreading his nonsense.

Wolfe replies by shooting an energy blast at the computer with his crystal, destroying it. He then reveals that he does not believe in his pseudoscience, but in money and kills the two other winners with his magic crystal too.

Bung arms himself with power armour and the two start fighting. Wolfe almost wins, but is distracted by a deer, to which he is sexually attracted to and starts to flirt with it. Bung is then able to incinerate Wolfe with a blaster from his power armour and leaves Nepal.

In the post-credits scene Wolfe's magic crystal is collected by an agent from the Vatican.

Cast

 * Lord Bung - himself
 * David Wolfe - BionicPic
 * C.A.K.E - squizzy
 * Alan Turing - SkyyeFall
 * Bombe - KOOLKIWI
 * Male Hippie - Diplicious
 * Female Hippie - Tracy Trauscht